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Primal Provocateur
Primal Provocateur

Fri, Oct 29


Cuyama Valley

Primal Provocateur

Roar, pound the earth with your bare feet, explore the boundaries of human instinct and connection. Indulge in your carnal desires as we provoke you to be.come.together for our first ever Halloween weekend event, in collaboration with the Reborn team by Armen Miran.

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Time & Location

Oct 29, 2021, 5:00 PM PDT – Oct 31, 2021, 3:00 PM PDT

Cuyama Valley, Cuyama Valley, California, USA

About the Event

Embody the depths of the jungle, mystics through the ages, big cats of the plains, barbarians at the gate, our cave-dwelling ancestors, and goddesses of the earth to provoke our inner primal beings.

Join new souls and old to experience days filled with wellness classes, popup activities, swimming in the oasis, and desert dancing. As we howl into the evening sunset, we will tear into fire roasted delicacies from the earth by the campfire.

As the moon rises, we will make our way to the tipi and flow in motion to the beats of our talented lineup.

Let the spirit of Halloween, those long passed with their grip on our history run through your bones on this sacred desert land.

We at Cielos believe in the importance of coming together in nature with intention, to celebrate, and leave

with a new sense of tribe and a place to call home.  We welcome you!

  • Please have social decorum. As a community, we never want to offend any culture, diversity, or gender.
  • This event is for those who are 25 years of age or above.
  • We are a leave no trace camp campsite


Presenting a diverse mix of acoustic and electronic music, performers, aerialists, storytellers, and reality shifters, we strive to bring you something unique and diverse, tempting you into a primal state of consciousness. Our lineup is growing and will be added here as it develops, watch this space...


Alkemiss Erika

Armen Miran

Bryant Jensen


Dear Humans (LIVE)


Evan Hatfield (LIVE)






Sahara Strauss

Wild Dark


The following is included with your General Admission ticket, accomodations are separate:

  • Three days & two nights of curated programming experience Oct 29-31st
  • Four meals + snacks
  • Hot showers including Dr. Bronner's soap products
  • Flushing toilets
  • Common facilities, saloon, lounge, tipi, yoga, bedouin wellness tent, oasis pool and deck
  • Large fire pits for gathering
  • Hand washing and sterilization stations,
  • Filtered water refill stations
  • Morning coffee & tea
  • Tent area to pitch your tent
  • Car & RV parking

Our campsite (Crazy Diamond) also offers for an additional cost (see below under accommodations):

  • Heated upscale tents accommodating 1-4 pp
  • Espresso bar, smoothies

Tickets will be based on scaled, first-come-first-served basis:

Paleolithic GA Ticket $295

Mesolithic GA Ticket $325

Neolithic GA Ticket $375

Chalcolithic GA Ticket $450

(tickets doesn’t include CA state tax of 12% included at checkout)

All ticket sales are FINAL

Accommodation Options

We are featuring four accommodation options listed from free to expensive. IMPORTANT, you must purchase a ticket, and if you choose, an additional add on for our glamping tents

Option # 1: Bring Your Own Tent

We’re creating a tent village. Set up your tent for no additional costs

Option # 2: Glamping on Site

*This is additional to GA ticket*

If you wish to utilize one of our 30 onsite glamping solutions we offer four different options. To check out tent options and pics: click here

Our custom tents are set on raised decks off the ground or cozy earthed spaces, fully furnished with real mattresses, side tables, lamps and lights, windows, and more. 

We provide flannel sheets and extremely warm sleeping bags for the winter, and duvets and cotton sheets for the summer. Limited availability, first-come-basis.  We suggest confirming these options asap as they will sell out fast.

Tent Options

Price is for two-night accommodations, per tent: 1 of 2 or 4 will purchase the tent, and let us know at checkout who you are sharing a tent with.

Twin Bell tent (two single bed): Number of people: 2

$395 + tax

Standard tent (one full bed): Number of people: 2

$450 + tax

Deluxe tent (one full bed): Number of people: 2

$495 + tax

Double Deluxe tent (two full beds): Number of people: 4

$595 + tax

*Prices don’t include a 12% hospitality tax

**All tents include a full-size bed, except as noted

To book, select your tent option at checkout, in addition to your GA ticket

Option # 3: RVs

Bring your own RV.

(note we don’t have waste, water or power hookup so be prepared to dry camp)

Option # 4: Offsite Boutique Inn

We are reserving rooms at a nearby local beautiful boutique Cuyama Buckhorn Inn. Located 12-miles from the campsite the Inn comes with 21 guest rooms which have been designed to bring comfortable elegance to the high desert with modern amenities.

To learn more about room options click below: 

Our Covid Protocol

Safety first - we are committed to creating a safe space for connection during the pandemic. Please familiarize yourself with our covid policy here.

Testing - EVERYONE must get tested for COVID before arrival or show proof of vaccination.


Location and Weather

Crazy Diamond is located in the high desert, one hour north of Ojai, CA; 120 miles from LAX, and right outside of the stunning Los Padres National Forest. A vehicle is necessary. Please carpool where possible.

Due to its location, the historical temperatures are unpredictable. The averages in September range from highs in the low 70’s to the low 40's at night. We will send out a care guide to help prepare you, but think burning man, layers, playa coats, and something warm to sleep in.

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